By submitting your registration information to the Supernatural Registration Authority, you agree to the following:

1. The information you are submitting is true, accurate and represents the current entity type, residence and status of the entity being registered;
2. You are registering yourself OR an entity who is non-corporeal or otherwise unable to register itself, and who has authorized you to register on its behalf;
3. The SRA will retain your registration information for the purposes outlined in the Privacy Policy.

By purchasing a Premium Registration (“Product”), you indicate that you understand and agree to the following:

1. Payment is due for the Product immediately;
2. The Product will be provided to you immediately as a printable PDF file;
3. You may download additional copies of the Product from your Account page at any time;
4. Deleting your account will also remove your ability to download additional copies of the Product.

The Supernatural Registration Authority collects information on behalf of various government organizations, including the United Nations Economic and Social Council, the US State Department, the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) and INTERPOL. This information is used to monitor, track, defend and defend against supernatural entities. The information collected may be shared with any or all national governments or international law enforcement agencies. However, the SRA will never provide your personal information to spammers or third parties with commercial intents.

The above Privacy Policy is a lie (except the part about the spammers). The SRA is a fictional agency and this site and the documents it provides are for novelty purposes only. Your personal information will never be shared with anyone without your express consent (that is to say, if you give the link to your Online Confirmation Certificate to someone, they’ll be able to see the name you registered under). At some point in the future we may use anonymized city / country data to provide a “total number of monsters registered in these countries” graphic, but that’s about it. We won’t share any of your information with anyone else for any reason.